L.I.F.E. Long - I'm the Killer lyrics

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Na na na na

I'm gonna slash and gash

Na na na na

Cut another hole in your ass

Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls

If the phone rings, don't answer the call

I'm gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat

Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat

I'm a deadly surprise

I'll scoop out both of your eyes

Na na na na

Scrape the meat off your thigh (?)

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'Cause everyone who meets up with me

In the end

Eventually dies

I'm the last thing ya see

I'll hang ya from a tree

Scare the shit out of you, then watch you pee

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm gonna slice and dice

'Cause murder's my vice

I'll stab you once, twice

Maybe even thrice

Carve initials in your liver

Make you quiver

Deliver

Yeah, that'd be nice

I dissect your heart, rip your entrails apart

Pack up your head (?)

And that's just the start

I put the "scary" in "scary movie"

Make people do a doobie

Make them pee-pee up the place

When they see my ugly face (?)

You better keep alert or you'll be sleepin' in the dirt

I've got a PHD in how to use my cutlery

I'll make...

You'll be squirtin' in your shorts

And squirtin' crimson quarts (?)

I'll chop your virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver (?)

...

It's music to my ears

I'll cut off...wiener

I'll stick it in a bun

Chop up a pickled relish (?) and then we'll have some fun.

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm gonna...your gut

Treat you like a slut

Mutilate your organs

And shove 'em up your butt.

I'll slit ya ear to ear

You know what?

Then I'll slam a beer.

Cut off your toes

Jam 'em in your nose

Cut your tongue out

Feed it to a trout

Fry him in a pan

Shoot it out my can

Aim at your face (?)

And you know...

I promise you pain

I'm totally insane

I promise you pain

I'm totally insane

I promise you pain

I'm totally insane

And let me tell ya once again:

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I'm the bad ass killer

There ain't nobody iller

You're ice cold dead (?)

'Cause I'm the fucking thriller (?)

I promise you pain

I'm totally insane

I promise you pain

I'm totally insane

I promise you pain.

Like the...in a nutshell.

Thanks to kaylurrr :) for these lyrics