A slaves a girl who slaves her days away 
in arabesques & minarettes 
tablecloths and serviettes
she's singing 'this is what you get' 
first you put the tongue in then you put the boot in 
yeah yeah oh yeah 
first you put the tongue in then you put the boot in 
yeah yeah oh yeah 

the mob goes fifteen ways 
I dunno which way to go 
the mob goes fifteen ways 
and my head (my poor head)
feels like a smashed window 

George is 24 he's easily bored 
all his life he's seen nothing but closed doors
(not any more..) 
first you put the tongue in then you put the boot in 
yeah yeah oh yeah 
first you put the tongue in then you put the boot in 
yeah yeah oh yeah