Levi Lowrey - All American lyrics

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Well in 2007 I took a little trip

along with my guitar, 'cross the mighty Miss-a-sip

And I was headin' out to Cali' for a show or two

Well I'd been drivin' for a damn long time

my eyes were getting heavy and my throat was dry

so I stopped off in this little Texas town

for a brew

Well every one stared, I don't know why

had my aviators on just to shade my eye

it must have been the long hair and sandels I had on

Yeah I just wasn't quite Western enough

no boots, hats or buckles or any of that stuff

and my t-shirt had some lyrics from a Bob Marley song

So I sat at the bar, put my head down low

figured just one beer then I would go

'cause I'd never been one to go around lookin' for a fight

so I finished the beer

put my tip on the bar

started making my way out front to the car

thought I'd hit the road and everything would be alright

Wrong!

You know things don't always go as planned

you just got to play the cards in your hand

and that day God dealt me a two and a seven off suite

well I'd almost made it to the door

then suddenly I found my ass on the floor

and I'd looked up to see what I'd gotten myself into

He's about six foot five, three hundred pounds

it was him and his buddies all standin' around

just starin' down at me with this evil look in their eye

He said you look like a goddam liberal bastard

bet you love Marylin Albright and hate Dennis Thacher

and judgin' by the hippy shit you're wearin' I'd say I'm right

Well you're an unpatriotic Yankee piece of shit

You'll vote Hillary Clinton for president

and if you'll step outside I'll knock some sense in your head

Things were escalatin' really fast

I had to think of something quick just to save my ass

so I stood up, brushed my self off, looked at him and said

Well I'm an All-American son of a bitch

I buy import cars and cigarettes

and I buy my lotto tickets from an Indian

and there's a Chinese woman cleans my clothes

my grass gets cut by Juan and Pablo

till the Feds catch up and kick both their asses out

Now I'm about as unpatriotic as anybody here

and I pointed out his German beer

hopin' and prayin' I could make him see the light

You see those leather boots are from New Zealand

that Swiss Army watch got it's name for a reason

Now don't you feel ashamed when people ask for the time?

Sir, I'd be glad to step outside and you can look me dead in the eye

and tell me where that all-American cowboy hat was made

Well I crossed my finger, prayed to God I was right

'cause if I wasn't there was gonna be a fight

but he hung his head down low and whispered China

Well I caught a little understanding in his eye

but the effect wasn't quite what I had in mind

'cause he pulled his Russian pistol and chased me out the door

Well I'm an All-American son of a bitch

I buy import cars and cigarettes

and I buy my lotto tickets from an Indian

and there's a Chinese woman cleans my clothes

my grass gets cut by Juan and Pablo

till the Feds catch up and kick both their asses out

Oh yeah, I'm an All-American son of a bitch

I buy import cars and cigarettes

and I buy my lotto tickets from an Indian

and there's a Chinese woman cleans my clothes

my grass gets cut by Juan and Pablo

till the Feds catch up and kick both their asses out

yeah, till the Feds catch up and kick both their asses out<br />

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Thanks to razvan