Let's Go Bowling - No Character lyrics

rate me

Sit back and look at this statistic I've got for you

It's something brand new

There's always one villain in every million I see

But then I wonder if it could be me

I've never dressed in black and tied a girl to a train rack

Good guys aren't like that

Simplisticalls disguised among the ever-growing crowd

It's mix 'n' match and I'm laughing out loud

People out there in the wrong boat have to row

Water's rough, rudder cuts through a fish then they're sinkin'

Wonder what they're thinkin', Wonder what they're thinkin'

A nightmare jury told me, "We're accusing you as the one that created confusion.

You mean old paltry swine, you imbecile.

Let you off easy this time we will

Your honesty goggles must be in blur

The charge in this case is you've got no character."

I bought a puzzle but the pieces were all the same

That drove me insane

Though in a crazy state, I figured out what it meant

This defect's perfect for this said villain

"So now when we think of or see you I'm sure the first thing we'll think of's that you've got no character."

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