Les VRP - V.R.P. lyrics

rate me

Je m'appelle Fabrice et moi c'est Stéphane

Mon p'tit nom c'est Marc et le mien Gilbert

Le meilleur copain de Gilbert, c'est Marc

L'ami de Fabrice, c'est lui, c'est Stéphane

Mon copain Gilbert est un gars très chic

Mon ami Stéphane est bien sympathique

Je t'en prie Fabrice, arrête tes boniments

Excuse-le Stéphane, il est représentant,

Quelquefois Gilbert travaille avec Fabrice

Ils sont collègues de bureau et tout se passe bien,

Il arrive que Marc bosse avec Stéphane

Dans la folie du travail pas question de bataille,

V.R.P., les vendeurs représentants placiers

V.R.P., voyageurs sans répits qui font du porte à porte

V.R.P., les vendeurs représentants placiers

V.R.P., volontiers et rapides, ils grimpent les paliers

V : vendu, R : reçu, P : perçu

V.R.P.

V : vampire, R : remplir, P : produire

V.R.P.

Now c'mon Buddy, can't you see

I'm a travelling man, that's what I am

From the east to the west, I do my best

You'll all the damn' things to supply your needs

Don't ask me where, I get my kicks

Got a million of occasions, to show you tricks

Don't have to sing a lullaby to make you sleep

Got the right machine for you to buy, it's very cheap

{Refrain:}

Cos' I'm a V.R.P.

And it's goddamn nice of you to be with me

Yes I'm V.R.P.

And soon you want me to hold it when you pee

Now you got it right, cos' you know who I am

It's really outta sight, cos' you know I'm the man

You'd better keep in touch, cos' I can give you anything

From a double dutch to a box of aspirine

In case you lose your mind, I can find you a brain

The job is mine all mine, as sure as eggs is eggs

And if you got a problem, just talk with me

Don't you believe in God ? I'm gonna set you free !

{au Refrain}

Now it's time to go, but I'll be back soon

And next time I'll be able to get you to the moon

So don't you regret, cos' I've got some friends

And in matter of sex, we've got a few bargains

Now you cry out loud, you've got no money left

Don't you worry next time, I'll come and fetch the rest

This and that, anything you need

A rubber baby buggy bumper or a tapestry.