Les Girls movie - WHY AM I SO GONE lyrics

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I've always had both feet on the ground before,<br>

But lately I've been foolish enough to fall<br>

For a doll I only wish I did not adore,<br>

'Cause she isn't my type at all.<br>

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I'm crazy for a baby that I can't forget,<br>

This baby is a blonde, I like 'eh jet-brunette--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

I go for hair that's curly,<br>

Hers is strictly straight,<br>

The color of her lipstick is my favorite hate--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

To ask her out to dinner I'd be more inclined<br>

But she's got one terrible flaw--<br>

She eats a lot of veg'tables of ev'ry kind<br>

And all of 'em raw!<br>

Her body is a poem when she does a dance<br>

But not for anybody seekin' hot romance--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

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Each time I say hello, she always says goodbye,<br>

She wants to be alone, I want to multiply--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

To sit with her and neck with her<br>

Would be so nice<br>

If I only could find a way to melt the ice--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

Her clo'es at any supper club are much too plain,<br>

I'm for fancy satin and silk,<br>

And when I ask the waiter for his best champagne,<br>

She hollers for milk!<br>

Yet ev'ry time she's near me I begin to ache,<br>

"Espeshly" if she socks me when I'm on the make--<br>

Oh, why am I so gone about that gal?<br>

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