Les Girls movie - LADIES-IN-WAITING lyrics
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ALL:<br>
We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>
In waiting to the King,<br>
As ladies-in-waiting<br>
We're on the spot<br>
Because we've got<br>
To give the King<br>
Ev'rything.<br>
<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
I give him his breakfast,<br>
Served in royal state.<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
I give him his soda<br>
Bicarbonate.<br>
THIRD GIRL:<br>
And when he wants funsy-wunsy,<br>
When he wants funsy-wunsy--<br>
FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>
Pray, what do you give him?<br>
THIRD GIRL:<br>
I give him the gate!<br>
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SECOND GIRL:<br>
I give him his haircut,<br>
In his golden chair.<br>
THIRD GIRL:<br>
I give him his wig 'cause<br>
There ain't no hair.<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
And when he wants candy-wandy,<br>
When he wants candy-wandy--<br>
FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>
Pray, what do you give him?<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
I give him the air!<br>
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ALL:<br>
We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>
In waiting to the King,<br>
As ladies-in-waiting<br>
We're on the spot<br>
Because we've got<br>
To give the King<br>
Ev'rything.<br>
<br>
THIRD GIRL:<br>
I carry his snuffbox<br>
When he gives a dance.<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
I shoulder his gun when<br>
He fights for France.<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
And when he wants tiddly-widdly,<br>
When he wants tiddly-widdly--<br>
FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>
Pray, what do you give him?<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
A kick in the pants!<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>
In waiting to the King,<br>
As ladies-in-waiting<br>
We're on the spot<br>
Because we've got<br>
To give the King<br>
Ev'rything.<br>
<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
I give him his diet<br>
When too fat he grows.<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
I tighten his corset<br>
When still it shows.<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
And when he wants foodle-doodle,<br>
When he wants foodle-doodle--<br>
Pray, what do you give him?<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
A punch in the nose!<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>
In waiting to the King,<br>
As ladies-in-waiting<br>
We're on the spot<br>
Because we've got<br>
To give the King<br>
Ev'rything.<br>
<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
I fill him with brandy<br>
When the weather's raw.<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
I sober him up<br>
When it starts to thaw.<br>
SECOND GIRL:<br>
And when he wants nizzle-nozzle,<br>
When he wants nizzle-nozzle--<br>
Pray, what do you give him?<br>
FIRST GIRL:<br>
A sock in the jaw!<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>
In waiting to the King,<br>
As ladies-in-waiting<br>
We're on the spot<br>
Because we've got<br>
To give the King<br>
Ev'rything.<br>
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