Les Girls movie

Les Girls movie - LADIES-IN-WAITING lyrics

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ALL:<br>

We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>

In waiting to the King,<br>

As ladies-in-waiting<br>

We're on the spot<br>

Because we've got<br>

To give the King<br>

Ev'rything.<br>

<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

I give him his breakfast,<br>

Served in royal state.<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

I give him his soda<br>

Bicarbonate.<br>

THIRD GIRL:<br>

And when he wants funsy-wunsy,<br>

When he wants funsy-wunsy--<br>

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>

Pray, what do you give him?<br>

THIRD GIRL:<br>

I give him the gate!<br>

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SECOND GIRL:<br>

I give him his haircut,<br>

In his golden chair.<br>

THIRD GIRL:<br>

I give him his wig 'cause<br>

There ain't no hair.<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

And when he wants candy-wandy,<br>

When he wants candy-wandy--<br>

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>

Pray, what do you give him?<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

I give him the air!<br>

<br>

ALL:<br>

We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>

In waiting to the King,<br>

As ladies-in-waiting<br>

We're on the spot<br>

Because we've got<br>

To give the King<br>

Ev'rything.<br>

<br>

THIRD GIRL:<br>

I carry his snuffbox<br>

When he gives a dance.<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

I shoulder his gun when<br>

He fights for France.<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

And when he wants tiddly-widdly,<br>

When he wants tiddly-widdly--<br>

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:<br>

Pray, what do you give him?<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

A kick in the pants!<br>

<br>

ALL:<br>

We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>

In waiting to the King,<br>

As ladies-in-waiting<br>

We're on the spot<br>

Because we've got<br>

To give the King<br>

Ev'rything.<br>

<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

I give him his diet<br>

When too fat he grows.<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

I tighten his corset<br>

When still it shows.<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

And when he wants foodle-doodle,<br>

When he wants foodle-doodle--<br>

Pray, what do you give him?<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

A punch in the nose!<br>

<br>

ALL:<br>

We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>

In waiting to the King,<br>

As ladies-in-waiting<br>

We're on the spot<br>

Because we've got<br>

To give the King<br>

Ev'rything.<br>

<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

I fill him with brandy<br>

When the weather's raw.<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

I sober him up<br>

When it starts to thaw.<br>

SECOND GIRL:<br>

And when he wants nizzle-nozzle,<br>

When he wants nizzle-nozzle--<br>

Pray, what do you give him?<br>

FIRST GIRL:<br>

A sock in the jaw!<br>

<br>

ALL:<br>

We're ladies-in-waiting,<br>

In waiting to the King,<br>

As ladies-in-waiting<br>

We're on the spot<br>

Because we've got<br>

To give the King<br>

Ev'rything.<br>

<br>

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