Les Claypool - D's Diner lyrics

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Who wants to go to D's Diner? (I do)<br />

Who wants to go down to D's? (me)<br />

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There's a place just off the GRavenstein<br />

Where the milkshakes flow like wine<br />

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The best damn breakfast Burrito<br />

You can get anywhere anytime<br />

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When I think of them fried egg sandwishes<br />

Well, my mouth starts waterin' hard<br />

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And them sweet potato fries<br />

And onion rings taste just right<br />

'Cause they don't fry in lard<br />

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Well fancy ketchup, bendy straw<br />

This aint your average ma and pa<br />

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Grab a booth or sit outside<br />

Have a dose of rainbow pride<br />

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Order at the window sill<br />

And watch 'em fry up there on the grill<br />

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Bring your daughters, bring your sons<br />

They serve their franks on your met buns<br />

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Tell your friends to come and see<br />

'Cause no one serves it up quite like D<br />

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House-a-Hula Burger<br />

Got teriyaki pineapple rings<br />

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Caliente Burger<br />

Hot chiles that'll make you sing<br />

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Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long<br />

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long<br />

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