Leon Redbone - I Want To Be Seduced lyrics
rate meI wanna be seduced,<br />
Let a woman talk to me suggestively;<br />
Wanna know that she'd like me to be with her tomorrow morning<br />
Drinkin' hot jasmine tea.<br />
I want her to make me laugh (ha ha ha),<br />
Make a point about touching me when she talks (uhhmm ho ho hmm),<br />
Leaving all the jealous guys in the place to<br />
mumble in their wine and gawk.<br />
I know it only happens when I'm napping,<br />
Nodding in a reverie,<br />
That I find myself a woman that understands about seducing me.<br />
<br />
I know it only happens when I'm napping,<br />
Nodding in a reverie,<br />
That I find myself a woman who understands about seducing,<br />
I'll dream about the moon until she'll introduce herself,<br />
I'm imagining a woman who understands seducing me.<br />
<br />
I want to be seduced, I want a woman to take me out to dinner for two<br />
I want to see her eyes gettin' moody,<br />
Flirtin' with the thought of what flirtin' can lead to<br />
I want to act real cool, have her think about gettin' little me in bed<br />
Have a chat about Magna Charta, or Puerto Vallarta, or somethin' Gandhi said<br />
<br />
I might demur politely, falter slightly, if she starts to fondle my knee,<br />
But I'm relatively certain I'd compromise if I know me<br />
<br />
I want to be seduced, I want a wom-an to talk to me suggestively<br />
I want to hear her say she'll be with me tomorrow morning,<br />
Drinking hot jasmine tea<br />
<br />
I want her to make me laugh, make a point of touching me when she talks<br />
Leaving all the jealous guys in the joint to mumble in their beer and gawk<br />
<br />
I wanna be seduced,<br />
I wanna a woman to take me out to dinner for two;<br />
I'd like to see her eyes get moony<br />
Flirting with the thought of what a little flirting outta to do.<br />
I'd like to be real cool<br />
Let her figure out what I really mean, instead<br />
of havin' a chat about African genesis, psychokinesis<br />
or something Stanislavsky said.<br />
<br />
I might demure politely,<br />
Or falter slightly<br />
If she tries to fondle my knee,<br />
But I'm relatively certain that I'd come across if I know me.<br />
<br />
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie<br />
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me<br />
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie<br />
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing<br />
Starting from the moment that we'd been introduced<br />
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me