Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie lyrics
rate meThere lived a merchant in the days of old
Who is remembered for the things he sold
No silly trinkets, Silver, Bronze, or Gold
So I'm told, so I'm told
He made a most delicious pumpkin pie
Which he presented to the passers-by
Before the sunset, he'd be all but dry
Folks would buy the whole supply
He lived alone (He lived alone)
And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie
I do not know his name (He never said his name)
He never wanted all the fame that came with
Pumpkin Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie
Before you knew it, he was in full swing
His pumpkin pies became the next big thing
Soon he was called upon to feed the king
And they'd sing, feed the king
The pie of pumpkin filled the king with glee
He offered a castle for the recipie
But the merchant wouldn't even give it up for three
No not he (No not he)
No not he, Hey!
He lived alone (He lived alone)
And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie
I do not know his name (He never said his name)
He never wanted all the fame that came with
Pumpkin Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie
The king was angry and he came unwound
He called his men and soon the merchant found
Himself in a torture chamber underground
Tied and bound, he sighed and frowned
And so they tortured him for night and day
They made him scream so much his hair turned gray
As for the recipie he would not say
They could not flay his pride away, Hyaa!
He lived alone (He lived alone)
And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie
I do not know his name (He never said his name)
He never wanted all the pain that came with
Pumpkin Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie
