Legally Blonde Musical movie - There! Right There! lyrics

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Song by Elle Woods, Professor Callahan, Emmett Forrest, Brooke Wyndam, Vivienne Kensington, Warner Huntington III, Enid, Judge, Nikos, Carlos and Company

Elle:

There! Right There!

Look at that tan, that tinted skin.

Look at the killer shape he's in.

Look at that slightly stubbly chin.

Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Callahan:

I'm not about to celebrate.

Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.

This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All:

That is the elephant in the room.

Well is it relevant to assume

that a man who wears perfume

is automatically radically fay?

Emmett:

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

Elle:

Look at his silk translucent socks.

Callahan:

There's the eternal paradox.

Look what we're seeing.

Elle:

What are we seeing?

Callahan:

Is he gay?

Elle:

Of course he's gay.

Callahan:

Or European?

All:

ohhhhhh.

Gay or European?

It's hard to guarantee

Is he gay or European?

Warner:

Well, hey don't look at me.

Vivian:

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.

They play peculiar sports.

All:

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?

The answer could take weeks.

They will say things like "ciao bella"

while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Elle:

Oh please.

All:

Gay or European?

So many shades of gray.

Warner:

Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:

Is he gay or European?

or

Eden:

There! Right There!

Look at that condescending smirk.

Seen it on every guy at work.

That is a metro-hetro jerk.

That guy's not gay, i say no way.

All:

That is the elephant in the room.

Well is it relevant to presume

that a hottie in that costume

Elle:

Is automatically, radically

Callahan:

ironically, chronically

Vivian:

certainly-flirtingly

Warner:

genetically, medically

All:

GAY!

OFFICIALLY GAY!

OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

DAMMIT

Gay or European?

Callahan:

So stylish and relaxed.

All:

Is he gay or European?

Callahan:

I think his chest is waxed.

Vivian:

But they bring their boys up different there.

It's culturally diverse.

It's not a fashion curse.

All:

If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.

Gay or just exotic?

I still can't crack the code.

Brooke:

Yet his accent is hypnotic

but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:

Huh.

Gay or European?

So many shades of gray.

Judge:

But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.

All:

Is he gay or European?

gay or European?

Gay or Euro-

Emmett:

Wait a minute!

Give me a chance to crack this guy.

I have an idea I'd like to try.

Callahan:

The floor is yours.

Emmett:

So Mr. Argitacos...

This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

Nicos:

2 years.

Emmett:

And your first name again is...?

Nicos:

Nicos.

Emmett:

And your boyfriend's name is...?

Nicos:

Carlos.

I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.

I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos:

You bastard!

You lying bastard!

That's it.

I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples.

I have a big announcement.

This man is Gay and European!

Neither is disgrace!

you've got to stop your being

a completely closet case!

It's me, not her he's seein'

No matter what he say.

I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.

You are so gay.

You big parfait!

You flaming boy in cabaret.

Nicos:

I'm straight!

Carlos:

You were not yesterday.

So if I may, I'm proud to say,

He's gay!

All:

And European!

Carlos:

He's gay!

All:

And European!

Carlos:

He's gay!

All:

And European and Gay!

Nicos:

Fine okay I'm gay!

All:

Hooray!

Nicos and Carlos:

Fine. Okay. We're gay!

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