Legally Blonde Musical movie - The Harvard Variations lyrics
rate meSong by Emmett Forrest, Aaron, Enid, Padamadan and Harvard Students<br /><br>
EMMETT <br>
Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves. <br>
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AARON <br>
Aaron Schultz <br>
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I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes <br>
I write financial software codes <br>
But that's a challenge I've outgrown <br>
How many yachts can one man own <br>
Some say that I'm a pompous creep <br>
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep <br>
Why bother with false modesty <br>
Harvard's the perfect place for me <br>
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EMMETT and STUDENTS <br>
Pretty impressive, good to know <br>
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EMMETT <br>
Welcome to Harvard <br>
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PADAMADAN <br>
Wassup? <br>
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ENID <br>
Yo. <br>
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PADAMADAN <br>
Sundeep Agrawal Padamadan. But you may call me Your Majesty. <br>
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In my country my word was law <br>
But then I flee because of stupid coup d'etat <br>
But here I learn, I make new friends <br>
And soon return in bullet proof Mercedes Benz <br>
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EMMETT and STUDENTS <br>
Pretty impressive, good to know <br>
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EMMETT <br>
Welcome to H- <br>
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ENID <br>
Enid Hoopes! <br>
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I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees <br>
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees <br>
I fought to clean to up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons <br>
Then led a protest march against insensitive cartoons <br>
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EMMETT and STUDENTS <br>
Pretty impressive, g- <br>
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ENID <br>
But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack <br>
And only womyn have the guts to go and take it back <br>
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green <br>
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine <br>
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ELLE <br>
I love your top! It is so fatigue chic. Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan? ANd Warner<br>
Huntington the third? <br>
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EMMETT <br>
It's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left. <br>
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ELLE <br>
Thanks. <br>
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AARON <br>
I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes <br>
I write financial software codes <br>
Why bother with false modesty <br>
Harvard's the perfect place for me <br>
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PADAMAN <br>
In my country my word was law <br>
But then I flee <br>
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ENID <br>
I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees <br>
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees <br>
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WARNER/VIVIENNE/STUDENTS <br>
Harvard's the perfect place for me <br>
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WARNER <br>
Harvard's the perfect place for <br>
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ELLE <br>
Warner! <br>
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STUDENTS <br>
Ah ah ah ah ah ah <br>
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ELLE <br>
Excuse me... <br>
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STUDENTS <br>
Ah ah ah ah ah ah <br>
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ELLE <br>
Pardon me... <br>
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STUDENTS <br>
Ah ah ah ah ah ah <br>
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ELLE <br>
Comin' through! <br>
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STUDENTS <br>
Harvard's the perfect place for me <br>
Pretty impressive, good to know <br>
Welcome to Harvard. <br>
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WARNER <br>
Elle?!? <br>
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ELLE <br>
Hm? Omigod, Warner! I totally forgot you go here!<br>
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[Thanks to Glen Jordan, Megan, Ashley for lyrics]<br>
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