Song by Elle Woods, Emmett Forrest and Salespersons<br /><br>
Take it like a man<br>
(Talking)<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
What is this place?<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
It’s called a Department Store.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
It’s…It’s beautiful.<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Shhh…<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Elle:<br>
First a deep breath<br>
Take it all in<br>
Feel all those halogens warming your skin<br>
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen.<br>
See they care.<br>
<br>
(talking)<br>
Lady: <br>
Love?<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
Excuse me?<br>
<br>
Lady:<br>
Love, the fragrance from Chanel.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
Oh. No thank you.<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Elle:<br>
I no your scared<br>
Never the less<br>
Think of the people you want to impress<br>
swallow your pride for me just not yes<br>
and prepare, cause something’s in the air.<br>
<br>
(talking)<br>
Emmett:<br>
I think its love<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Exactly!<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Elle:<br>
Here you’ll become what your suppose to be<br>
You think you can’t but you can.<br>
Think of the guy you want most to be.<br>
Here’s your chance to make it<br>
So take it like a man.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
What does she want?<br>
Not really sure.<br>
Why cant we keep thing the way that they were?<br>
why can i never say no to her?<br>
What’s that smell?<br>
<br>
(talking)<br>
Girl:<br>
Subtext, by Calvin Klein.<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Emmett:<br>
that I don’t like,<br>
That’s kind of neat.<br>
Guys who wear that get beat up on my street.<br>
Still I’ve come this far, I can’t retreat.<br>
In my shell, Im in the hands of Elle<br>
What the hell<br>
<br>
Both:<br>
Here you’ll become what your suppose to be<br>
You think you can’t but you can.<br>
Think of the guy you want most to be.<br>
Here’s your chance to make it<br>
So take it like a man.<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
God, I love shopping for guys!<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
okay, This is strange.<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Watching them change right before my eyes. <br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
Don’t watch me change.<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Look at him striking a pose.<br>
HIs confidence grows.<br>
He blooms like a rose.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
Its just clothes<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
God I love shopping for men.<br>
Emmett:<br>
Okay, this is nice.<br>
Elle:<br>
they walk in a two they walk out a ten<br>
Emmett:<br>
Is this the price?<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Don’t worry this is my treat,<br>
There’s someone I’d like you to meet.<br>
<br>
(talking)<br>
Both:<br>
Whoa.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
I look like Warner.<br>
Elle:<br>
Yeah.<br>
Emmett:<br>
But it’s just me.<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Elle:<br>
That’s the best part<br>
The outside is new.<br>
But now it reflects, what’s already in you.<br>
Couldn’t change that if I wanted to<br>
And I…do not.<br>
<br>
(talking)<br>
Emmett:<br>
Thank You<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
no Thank You.<br>
<br>
(singing)<br>
Elle:<br>
This is no gift,<br>
It’s payment in kind,<br>
Cause you saw beyond all the blonde to my mind<br>
Oh, we’ve got to buy this, <br>
What are you blind?<br>
You look hot….<br>
Is he not hot??…?<br>
<br>
Background:<br>
Here you’ll become what your suppose to be<br>
You think you can’t but you can.<br>
Think of the guy you want most to be.<br>
<br>
Emmett:<br>
Not quite the guy id of chose to be, but when shes standing so close to me i think i like her plan<br>
Elle: <br>
Here’s your chance to make it(Your chance to make it)<br>
So take it like…(So take it like) <br>
<br>
Everyone:<br>
A man!!!<br>
A man!!!<br>
A man!!!<br>
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[Thanks to Mary, Julie Meghan for corrections]<br>
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