Legally Blonde Musical movie

Legally Blonde Musical movie - Ireland lyrics

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Song by Paulette<br /><br>

PAULETTE (SPOKEN)<br>

Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love!<br>

(SUNG)<br>

You're lost without your love,<br>

you're heart is on the floor,<br>

I can help you, I've been there before.<br>

When I need to relax,<br>

I just put on some tracks<br>

from this CD I bought for the store.<br>

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Celtic Oooh's<br>

(SPOKEN)<br>

Isn't that relaxin'? It's called CELTIC MOODS!<br>

(Sung)<br>

When I'm lonely or feeling dejected,<br>

I play this and it never fails.<br>

I pretend like I'm in Ireland,<br>

with Enya and the whales.<br>

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When my telephone gets diconnected,<br>

or I spend ev'ry night alone,<br>

I pretend like I'm in Ireland<br>

where the Irish bagpipes drone.<br>

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Smell the grass as a rainstorm has ended,<br>

people smile as I stroll pass their farms<br>

With a red-headed sailor named Brenden,<br>

and we dance without moving our arms.<br>

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In bar once I met this guy Dewey<br>

and he bought me like, fourteen beers.<br>

then he told me that he was from Ireland,<br>

so I lived with him ten years.<br>

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If I squinted he looked like my sailor,<br>

through my boozey delusional fog.<br>

But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla,<br>

took my trailor and took my dog.<br>

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In Ireland they know how to love you,<br>

WRONG:you in the race, in the misty Irish breeze.<br>

CORRECT: you embrace in the misty Irish breeze<br>

And if your Irish boy tires of you,<br>

you're allowed to shoot him in the knees.<br>

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Hey! You look like that poster for Ireland,<br>

long blonde hair and that sweet sunny face.<br>

Oh no wait, that's the poster for Sweden,<br>

Oh screw it I'll never see either place.<br>

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But a girl sweet as you has a future,<br>

you have hope as each new day dawns.<br>

Girls like you always get to see Ireland,<br>

give my love to the leprechauns.<br>

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[Thanks to Stephen for lyrics]<br>

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[Thanks to Kristen for corrections]<br>

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