Legally Blonde Musical movie - Ireland lyrics
rate meSong by Paulette<br /><br>
PAULETTE (SPOKEN)<br>
Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love!<br>
(SUNG)<br>
You're lost without your love,<br>
you're heart is on the floor,<br>
I can help you, I've been there before.<br>
When I need to relax,<br>
I just put on some tracks<br>
from this CD I bought for the store.<br>
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Celtic Oooh's<br>
(SPOKEN)<br>
Isn't that relaxin'? It's called CELTIC MOODS!<br>
(Sung)<br>
When I'm lonely or feeling dejected,<br>
I play this and it never fails.<br>
I pretend like I'm in Ireland,<br>
with Enya and the whales.<br>
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When my telephone gets diconnected,<br>
or I spend ev'ry night alone,<br>
I pretend like I'm in Ireland<br>
where the Irish bagpipes drone.<br>
<br>
Smell the grass as a rainstorm has ended,<br>
people smile as I stroll pass their farms<br>
With a red-headed sailor named Brenden,<br>
and we dance without moving our arms.<br>
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In bar once I met this guy Dewey<br>
and he bought me like, fourteen beers.<br>
then he told me that he was from Ireland,<br>
so I lived with him ten years.<br>
<br>
If I squinted he looked like my sailor,<br>
through my boozey delusional fog.<br>
But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla,<br>
took my trailor and took my dog.<br>
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In Ireland they know how to love you,<br>
WRONG:you in the race, in the misty Irish breeze.<br>
CORRECT: you embrace in the misty Irish breeze<br>
And if your Irish boy tires of you,<br>
you're allowed to shoot him in the knees.<br>
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Hey! You look like that poster for Ireland,<br>
long blonde hair and that sweet sunny face.<br>
Oh no wait, that's the poster for Sweden,<br>
Oh screw it I'll never see either place.<br>
<br>
But a girl sweet as you has a future,<br>
you have hope as each new day dawns.<br>
Girls like you always get to see Ireland,<br>
give my love to the leprechauns.<br>
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[Thanks to Stephen for lyrics]<br>
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[Thanks to Kristen for corrections]<br>
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