Legally Blonde Musical movie

Legally Blonde Musical movie - Blood in the Water lyrics

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Song by Professor Callahan and Company<br /><br>

Callahan:<br>

Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke your bound to hear.. a laywer is a shark. Ignore<br>

that its cyntistic and its dumb. only some of you will turn out sharks, just some. The rest are chum.<br>

(sung) Our topic is Blood in the water<br>

Kids its time you faced<br>

Law school is a waste<br>

unless unless you acquire a taste<br>

for blood in the water<br>

Dark and red and raw<br>

your nothing until the thrill of the kill <br>

becomes your only law<br>

(Spoken) Mr shultz a hypothetical question. Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of Fraud<br>

A kind old grandma took her savings<br>

and she sent off to your client<br>

All she saved since she was born<br>

while he promised to invest it he spent it<br>

on prostitutes, heroine, and porn.<br>

Shultz: no i would not want to take that case<br>

Callahan: <br>

Wrong this one is a win unless your lazy<br>

Grandmas broke she'll have some hack from legal aid<br>

put her on the stand and call her old and crazy<br>

your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid. <br>

Look for your blood in the water<br>

read your thomas hobbes<br>

only spineless snobs<br>

would quarrel with the morally dubious jobs<br>

yes blood in the water<br>

your scruples are aflawwed<br>

Ms hookes. hypothetical question. Would you be the right lawyer for the following client. <br>

Say they offer you a bundle for defending<br>

a famous hitman for the mafia elite<br>

seems he killed his chosen prey<br>

killed a nun and drve away<br>

running over 3 cute puppies in the street<br>

Enid:<br>

What you think i wouldnt' defend him just because he's a typical man<br>

Callahan:<br>

oh you lesbians think your so tough<br>

oh dear it seems my comment as offended<br>

hard to argue you though when your too mad to speak<br>

your employment will be very quickly ended<br>

when they see your emotions make you weak<br>

so whats my point i run a billion dollar law firm<br>

and i hire 4 new interns every year<br>

from this class i will select<br>

4 young sharks i will respect<br>

and those 4 will have a guaranteed career<br>

do you follow me<br>

so i wanna see what<br>

<br>

Class:<br>

Blood in the water<br>

<br>

Callahan:<br>

exactly<br>

let the games begin<br>

yes 4 of you will win<br>

but just those 4 with the dorsal fin<br>

yes blood in the water<br>

so fight and scratch and claw<br>

yes miss uh<br>

<br>

Elle:<br>

Woods. Elle woods<br>

<br>

Callahan: <br>

Someones had there morning coffee<br>

would you summarize the case from the state of indian v hern from your reading<br>

<br>

Elle: <br>

oh i wanted to answer the puppy question<br>

<br>

Callahan:<br>

but i'm asking you about the assigned reading<br>

<br>

Elle: <br>

OK who assigns reading for the first day of class<br>

<br>

Callahan: <br>

you have guts ms. woods<br>

Ms. Kensington, lets say you teach a class at harvard law school<br>

a position that you justly proud out<br>

but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or should you<br>

<br>

Vivienne:<br>

no, i'd throw her out<br>

<br>

Callahan: <br>

All right then<br>

you heard your classmate <br>

you have just been killed<br>

she cut your throat <br>

so get your coat<br>

yes you got guts<br>

but now there spilled<br>

your bloods in the water<br>

so will you please withdraw<br>

if you return<br>

be ready to learn<br>

or is it unfair<br>

oh wait i dont care<br>

thats just how i rule<br>

in life is in school<br>

was here in shock and<br>

your nothing until<br>

the thrill of the kill<br>

becomes your only law<br>

your only law<br>

your only law<br>

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[Thanks to Quinn for lyrics]<br>

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