Legally Blonde Musical movie - Blood in the Water lyrics
rate meSong by Professor Callahan and Company<br /><br>
Callahan:<br>
Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke your bound to hear.. a laywer is a shark. Ignore<br>
that its cyntistic and its dumb. only some of you will turn out sharks, just some. The rest are chum.<br>
(sung) Our topic is Blood in the water<br>
Kids its time you faced<br>
Law school is a waste<br>
unless unless you acquire a taste<br>
for blood in the water<br>
Dark and red and raw<br>
your nothing until the thrill of the kill <br>
becomes your only law<br>
(Spoken) Mr shultz a hypothetical question. Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of Fraud<br>
A kind old grandma took her savings<br>
and she sent off to your client<br>
All she saved since she was born<br>
while he promised to invest it he spent it<br>
on prostitutes, heroine, and porn.<br>
Shultz: no i would not want to take that case<br>
Callahan: <br>
Wrong this one is a win unless your lazy<br>
Grandmas broke she'll have some hack from legal aid<br>
put her on the stand and call her old and crazy<br>
your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid. <br>
Look for your blood in the water<br>
read your thomas hobbes<br>
only spineless snobs<br>
would quarrel with the morally dubious jobs<br>
yes blood in the water<br>
your scruples are aflawwed<br>
Ms hookes. hypothetical question. Would you be the right lawyer for the following client. <br>
Say they offer you a bundle for defending<br>
a famous hitman for the mafia elite<br>
seems he killed his chosen prey<br>
killed a nun and drve away<br>
running over 3 cute puppies in the street<br>
Enid:<br>
What you think i wouldnt' defend him just because he's a typical man<br>
Callahan:<br>
oh you lesbians think your so tough<br>
oh dear it seems my comment as offended<br>
hard to argue you though when your too mad to speak<br>
your employment will be very quickly ended<br>
when they see your emotions make you weak<br>
so whats my point i run a billion dollar law firm<br>
and i hire 4 new interns every year<br>
from this class i will select<br>
4 young sharks i will respect<br>
and those 4 will have a guaranteed career<br>
do you follow me<br>
so i wanna see what<br>
<br>
Class:<br>
Blood in the water<br>
<br>
Callahan:<br>
exactly<br>
let the games begin<br>
yes 4 of you will win<br>
but just those 4 with the dorsal fin<br>
yes blood in the water<br>
so fight and scratch and claw<br>
yes miss uh<br>
<br>
Elle:<br>
Woods. Elle woods<br>
<br>
Callahan: <br>
Someones had there morning coffee<br>
would you summarize the case from the state of indian v hern from your reading<br>
<br>
Elle: <br>
oh i wanted to answer the puppy question<br>
<br>
Callahan:<br>
but i'm asking you about the assigned reading<br>
<br>
Elle: <br>
OK who assigns reading for the first day of class<br>
<br>
Callahan: <br>
you have guts ms. woods<br>
Ms. Kensington, lets say you teach a class at harvard law school<br>
a position that you justly proud out<br>
but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or should you<br>
<br>
Vivienne:<br>
no, i'd throw her out<br>
<br>
Callahan: <br>
All right then<br>
you heard your classmate <br>
you have just been killed<br>
she cut your throat <br>
so get your coat<br>
yes you got guts<br>
but now there spilled<br>
your bloods in the water<br>
so will you please withdraw<br>
if you return<br>
be ready to learn<br>
or is it unfair<br>
oh wait i dont care<br>
thats just how i rule<br>
in life is in school<br>
was here in shock and<br>
your nothing until<br>
the thrill of the kill<br>
becomes your only law<br>
your only law<br>
your only law<br>
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[Thanks to Quinn for lyrics]<br>
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