Leevees - Goyim Friends lyrics

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All my goyim friends are making up their lists

And all my goyim friends get some pretty sweet gifts

Like snowboards, cell phones, paintball guns and iPods

Memberships to the last restricted golf clubs

But we, we will march on

Six-pack of socks from each of our Moms

It's oh so wrong

But we will march on

And all my goyim friends are eating up their ham

Honey-glazed, baked to perfection

With dinner rolls, gravy boats and turkey

Crème brulée, cherry pie, and fruitcake (yuck)

But we, we will march on

With General Tsao and egg foo yong

Takeout's not wrong

And we will march on

We have heard all of our goyim friends say

How lucky we are to get off each holiday

Like Tu BiSh'vat, Purim and Rosh Hashanah

Passover, Sukkot and Simchat Torah

And we, we have more stuff

From holiday fun

All the day long

While they have none

And we have marched on

We've got the day off

And another day off

See ya Monday!