Lee Majors - The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

rate me

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah.<br />

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.<br />

I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.<br />

But somehow they just don't end up as mine...<br />

It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances.<br />

I've died for a living in the movies and tv.<br />

But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies,<br />

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.<br />

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I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,<br />

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.<br />

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I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.<br />

It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!<br />

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch<br />

But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!<br />

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,<br />

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.<br />

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They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies<br />

Someday´s I got´em as far as the eye can see - ouee<br />

A morning dove with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl<br />

But in the end they never stay with me<br />

On my fall from the Tower Building, so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt<br />

I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can kiss and flirt<br />

Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt<br />

Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt