Hello young fella my name is Fred Freud 
I hear you suffer neurotic afflictions, 
you act like a boy but you're really a man 
could your mama have caused these conditions? 
No kisses are poses can cure your neurosis or set a new time on your clock, 
have a few drinks tonight 
go start a fight you just need a shot 
of some Bach! 

Hello young lady my name is Fred Freud 
I hear you suffer from neurvous connipcions, 
I come in your life to brighten your days 
to write you a sterling prescription. 
Your mind is all boozy 
constricted and boozy 
the pounding you hear is your own heart! 
Go buy a red sweater the more you feel beter 
you just need a shot of Mozart! 

Hello young crazy my name is Fred Freud 
you say you suffer a serial syndrome, 
but only kills snakes that nests in your mind 
that look like your father and ... 
Lady you know in the black down below 
goes by the name of Miss Pinsky, 
thinks she's queen of the block 
but she only play rock 
what you need is a shot of Stravinsky! 

Hey that ain't Stravinsky!