Robbie:

Here's a friend I've never had
He's so good at being bad
That's my little doggy dude
And these are all the shoes he chewed

He goes walking down the street
Biting everyone he meets
A bark, a snap, a sniff, a scratch
Show some teeth and then attack

I love my purple ball of fluff
I flip a switch and turn him off

Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof
Oh what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away

What?

Fangs that glisten in the sun
They make all the children run
He's the toughest little cur
A fighting fleabag full of fur

I'll get rid of Sporta-spud
Me and my canine bud
With my plan that's so darn clever
I'll make him leave town forever!

I love my little robot hound
He's the meanest mutt around

Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof
Oh what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away

One more time!

Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl

Woof, woof, woof
Oh what a growl!

Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away