Lazyboy

Lazyboy - Facts Of Life lyrics

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These are the facts

--from the Lazyboy

-so help me God

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, oooo--oh

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?

Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?

Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

The average person laughs 13 times a day

Elvis was originally blond

The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old

The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are

Bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain

96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue

The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries

Butterflies taste with their feet

5% of the population is gay

The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet

Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are

The facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people

(6 billion people, 6 billion)

(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep

Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

Yeah, yeah...

This is who we are

Bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do

This is who we are, this is what we do

- so help me God

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