Lazy Boy - Are You Qualified? lyrics

rate me

Do you consider yourself intelligent?

Are you ready to go all the way?

Are you married?

How do you rank yourself?

Are you punctual?

When do you think you will have kids?

Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?

Do you find yourself mentally stable?

How do you deal with pressure?

Do you find yourself qualified for life?

You know you’ll be you

And I’ll be me

Thank god for individuality

Do you consider yourself ready for life?

You know you’ll be you

And I’ll be me

Thank god for individuality

Don’t lie

Don’t kill

Don’t smoke

Don’t run

Don’t yell

Don’t panic

Don’t steal

Don’t cry

Don’t die

Don’t act

Don’t drink

Don’t stumble

Don’t hate

Don’t bitch

Don’t cheat

Don’t fake

Remember to separate all your kitchen garbage

And turn the water off when you brush your teeth

Only buy organic food

Get a gay friend preferably with a different color

Than your own

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

In a way are you qualified?

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

Are you qualified for life?

You have a choice of believing in

JV

Allah

Buddha

Goya

Uranus

Zeus

Coronus

Mattes

Apollo

Aries

Athena

Althea

Fall

Odem

Just to name a few

Get married

Get hitched

Get loved

Get gold

Get cleaver

Get big

Get lucky

Get rich

Get humble

Get good

Get free

Get real

Get food

Get water

Get sleep

Get sex

Are you qualified?

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

Are you qualified?

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

Are you qualified for life?

Yeah

Are you qualified for life?

Are you qualified for life?

Are you qualified?

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

Are you qualified?

You be you

I’ll be me

Its individuality

Do you find yourself qualified for life???