Laptop - The New You lyrics

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Your life is going nowhere fast<br />

You never stand out<br />

(just a face in the crowd)<br />

And you have to if you want success<br />

(and I know that you want success, doesn't everybody want success)<br />

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You need a gimmick<br />

You need a shtick<br />

You need to change something<br />

You need to re-invent it<br />

Change your name<br />

Lift your face<br />

Change your everything<br />

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I like it<br />

<br />

I much prefer the new you<br />

So much better than the old you<br />

The new you<br />

So much better than the old you<br />

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People are finally going to notice you<br />

Hey, who is that man?<br />

(I like what he's doing)<br />

Let's give him lots of money<br />

(send him a check, sign him up)<br />

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What a gimmick!<br />

What a shtick!<br />

The kids will love that!<br />

The kids will imitate it!<br />

They'll change their names<br />

They'll lose some weight<br />

Spread make up on their faces<br />

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They'll like it<br />

<br />

They'll much prefer the new you<br />

They'll much prefer the new you<br />

The new you<br />

So much better than the old you<br />

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Three cheers for the modern you<br />

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!<br />

Three cheers for the modern you<br />

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!<br />

Three cheers for the modern you<br />

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!<br />

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I like it<br />

<br />

I much prefer the new you<br />

I much prefer the new you<br />

I much prefer the new you<br />

I much prefer...