Laptop - Greatest Hits lyrics

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You remind me of a couple girls I used to know <br />

That I used to be involved with <br />

Thanks a lot, what a compliment <br />

Wait, I know that sounds a little bad <br />

Yes, it does <br />

But I mean the good traits <br />

Why don't you just go back to them then? <br />

No, no, no <br />

I'm saying just the opposite <br />

I'm saying the reverse <br />

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You're a "greatest hits" <br />

You're a "the best of" <br />

You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with <br />

You're a "greatest hits" <br />

You're a "the best of" <br />

Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? <br />

What a minute <br />

<br />

Is that it? <br />

No, I'm just saying... <br />

You're a little like Miranda <br />

Oh baby, she could name a tune <br />

Oh, could she? <br />

Just flip on any radio station <br />

And like two notes in <br />

She's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two <br />

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You're a little like Francesca <br />

Who's Francesca? <br />

With crazy stories from her youth <br />

Mom on some heavy drugs <br />

Dad in the Mafia <br />

Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool <br />

You better get over yourself <br />

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Why don't you just go back to them then? <br />

Honey, I'm saying the reverse <br />

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You're a "greatest hits" <br />

You're a "the best of" <br />

You include only the best cuts <br />

You're the one I want <br />

You're a "greatest hits" <br />

A "best of" <br />

Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? <br />

Wait a minute <br />

<br />

Hey, where you going? <br />

I'm leaving <br />

No! <br />

I'm leaving, I'm leaving you <br />

Is it something I said? <br />

Come on <br />

I'm leaving <br />

It can't be <br />

I'm leaving, I'm leaving you <br />

<br />

Hey honey, come back <br />

What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends? <br />

Skanky? You got to call them skanky? <br />

How dare you? Get off me! <br />

I can't believe you said that <br />

You're totally misunderstanding me <br />

I am not misunderstanding you <br />

I understand perfectly well <br />

<br />

You're a "greatest hits" <br />

<br />

You're a "greatest hits" <br />

You're a "the best of" <br />

You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with <br />

You're a "greatest hits" <br />

You're a "the best of" <br />

You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want <br />

<br />

You're a greatest hits <br />

You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want