I see you<br />
Cut it out<br />
<br />
Little man, mouthing the words to this song<br />
Can’t understand… <br />
How could you?<br />
…the extent of the hurt they come from<br />
<br />
I know that you feel free when you strum along <br />
But I know how wrong your dreams can go<br />
<br />
Don’t try this at home<br />
Don’t try this when you’re alone <br />
Don’t try this at home<br />
You’re gonna hurt yourself <br />
Yeah, I know<br />
<br />
‘Cause I was exactly the same kid as you<br />
Making my moves in a mirror <br />
I wanted to be just like Lou<br />
<br />
A Rock ‘n’ Roll animal<br />
An irreverent funky-ass Jew<br />
But what I did not account for<br />
Was this cultural vacuum<br />
<br />
Don’t try this at home<br />
Don’t try this when you’re alone<br />
Don’t try this at home<br />
You’re gonna hurt yourself <br />
Yeah, I know<br />
Believe me, baby<br />
<br />
Beware of the dogs<br />
Beware, Be scared of the dogs<br />
Listen to ‘em…<br />
Down, Boy!<br />
Sit…<br />
<br />
Do not try this at home<br />
You’re gonna hurt yourself<br />
Yeah, I know<br />
<br />
I’m serious