Lancashire Hotpots - Christmas In Lancashire lyrics

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Well it's Christmas in Lancashire

And snow is on the ground

But I'm not feeling festive

Coz, we wireless networks gone down

I can t even listen to Cliff Richard or Slade

Coz the barry in'th'iPod has seen better days...

It's Christmas again

Digibox is up spout

I had fifty channels

But now I've got nowt

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee

I can't even BitTorrent Morecambe & Wise

Coz me 8 meg broadbands bust, I'm cut down to size

No credit on't mobile so I can't send a text

This technology at Christmas oh it does get me vexed

I got some mince pies and left Santa a drink

But I couldn't make egg nog coz blenders on't blink

I got my friends round for Christmas but then asked

Them to leave

Coz I'm reformatting th'hard drive

On Christmas Eve...

It's Christmas again

Digibox is up spout

I had fifty channels

But now I've got nowt

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee

Well I jumped in me car

Got to visit the folk

Got Sat Nav for Christmas

Coz me sense of direction's a joke

I entered th'addresses, the screen I did touch

But I got bloomin lost

Coz the woman spoke Dutch!

It's Christmas again

Digibox is up spout

I had fifty channels

But now I've got nowt

No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee