Lancashire Hotpots - A Lancashire Dj lyrics

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Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance

Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van

Dyk

Got two turntables and a microphone

I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

I know just how fert rock the place

Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

In '88 I were on a bender

I ended up in the Hacienda

The summer of love you had to be there

It were all house music, smileys and flares

I danced so hard, I split me keks

The very next day I bought some decks

And ever since that fateful day I've been a Lancashire

DJ

Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance

Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van

Dyk

Got two turntables and a microphone

I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

I know just how fert rock the place

Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

Now while the wife is baking cakes

I'm at the Labour club playing breaks

Every Tuesday at the old folks home

I play 'em mashups and they never moan

I sometimes go down to the vets for a four hour techno

Set

I've got a PA from me Uncle Harry

We'll have a midnight rave at the Cash & Carry

Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance

Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van

Dyk

Got two turntables and a microphone

I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

I know just how fert rock the place

Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

Well, I'm always asked for requests

I 'ant always got 'em but I do me best

Me Aunty mable loves KLF

But I 'aft play it loud coz she's half deaf

Daft Punk are the favourites of Mr Patel

But he'll listen to a little bit of Faithless as well

I nearly give me Grandma a heart attack

When I crank up the hits from the Basement Jaxx

Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance

Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van

Dyk

Got two turntables and a microphone

I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

I know just how fert rock the place

Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass