Song by Maggie Moore & Yvette Narlock<br /><br>
She loves me, she loves me not<br>
She loves me, she loves me not<br>
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me<br>
The lady loves me and it shows<br>
In spite of the way she turns up her nose<br>
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire<br>
Under that ice she's burning like fire<br>
She'd like to cuddle up to me<br>
She's playing hard to get<br>
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet<br>
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The gentleman has savoir-faire<br>
As much as an elephant or a bear<br>
I'd like to take him for a spin<br>
Back to the zoo to visit his kin<br>
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette<br>
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet<br>
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The lady's got a crush on me<br>
The gentleman's crazy obviously<br>
The lady's dying to be kissed<br>
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist<br>
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake<br>
Or play Russian roulette<br>
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet<br>
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She's falling fast she's on the skids<br>
Both of his heads are flipping their lids<br>
Tonight she'll hold me in her arms<br>
I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs<br>
Will someone tell this Romeo<br>
I'm not his Juliet<br>
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet<br>
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She wants me<br>
Like poison ivy<br>
Needs me<br>
Like a hole in the head<br>
Everyone can see she's got it bad<br>
He's mad!<br>
The gentleman is an egotist<br>
I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist<br>
He's one man I could learn to hate<br>
How's about having dinner at eight<br>
I'd rather dine with Frankenstein<br>
In a moonlight tete-a-tete<br>
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet<br>
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Oh yes she loves me<br>
Dig that shrinking violet<br>
Oh she really loves me<br>
Here's one gal you'll never get<br>
She lo- lo- loves me<br>
Would you like to make a bet<br>
I said the lady loves me<br>
The gentleman's all wet<br>
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[Thanks to erin for lyrics]<br>
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