Kunt And The Gang - Use My Arse As A Cunt lyrics

rate me

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude

I tried approaching companies but they did not approve

Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man

He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you have to understand"

"I want to utilise your bum as somewhere I can put

My fingers and my hands, my toes and then my foot

My penis and testes, my tongue and then my head"

I mulled it over carefully and this is what I said:

CHORUS:

"Go on then, just this once

Use my arsehole as a cunt

Use my arse, use my arse

Use my arsehole, use my arse

Go on then, just this once

Use my arsehole as a cunt

Use my arse, use my arse

Use my arsehole, use my arse"

I started feeling guilty as if I'd sold my soul

I started feeling itchy around my bumhole

I started feeling achy around my underneath

I realised he'd used my bum without using a sheath

So I went to the doctors because my bum was sore

I needed my bum sorting out 'cause I was due on tour

The doctor took a look at it and said "It looks quite raw"

"It looks itchy and flaky but I just can't be sure

I need to use your bum myself if I'm to find a cure"

Come on, penetrate me

Make me feel like a lady

But don't push it in too deep

Or you might end up with shit around your brim