KOOL MOE DEE - Go See The Doctor lyrics

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Three days later, go see the doctor...<br><br>I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat<br>Clapping my hands and stomping my feet<br>I saw a little lady so neet and petite<br>So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet<br>So I asked this lady could I take her out<br>We could wine and dine and we could talk about<br>The birds and the bees in my waterbed<br>And you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head<br>We continued to talk, and before you knew it<br>We were at my house and it was time to do it<br>As soon as I finished, I lost my poise<br>Ran outside and told all my boys<br>I said listen up fellas, come over here, bust it<br>They said did you get it? I said yeah, they said how was it? <br>The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her<br>But three days later, go see the doctor<br><br>I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right<br>She felt so good, hugged me so tight<br>I said good night<br>Three days later...<br>Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing<br>Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing<br>I went to the bathroom and said mama mia!<br>I'm a kill that girl next time I see her<br>The madder I got, the more I reminice<br>Why is my thing thing burning like this? <br>Well I remember the first day I saw that girl<br>I just couldn't wait to rock her world<br>I said hey good looking, what you got cooking? <br>What have I done stuck my dick in? <br>Now I know why her ex-boyfriend dave<br>Calls her mrs. microwave<br>Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn<br>The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned<br>But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her<br>But three days later, go see the doctor<br><br>I went to the doctor's office, I said what have I got? <br>He said turn around boy and take this shot<br>I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what? <br>Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt<br>He turned and said in a real deep voice<br>Have it your way, if that's your choice<br>And I'll put it down if you want me to put it<br>But don't blame me if it turns into a foot<br>Extending from the middle of your body<br>And the next time you see your cute hottie<br>You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do<br>Is just kick her, so go take karate<br>As I turned around to receive my injection<br>I said next time I'll use some protection<br>If I see another girl and I get an erection<br>I'm walking in the other direction<br>Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance<br>So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants<br>And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her<br>Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor