KOOL MOE DEE - Dumb Dick (Richard) lyrics

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[VERSE 1]

Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say

About a homeboy from back in the day

His name was Richard, some called him Rick

But if you knew him like me, you'd call him Dick

When we were growin up, we stuck with each other

Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother

We had a lotta fun when we were kids

We always overlooked the dumb things he did

But the fun was over when we got to high school

Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool

We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed

One thing went wrong, Rick got obsessed

We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass

Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last

Girls was all he was thinkin about

If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out

When he did drop out, he felt no shame

And if you ask me, he had the right name

Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come

That's why I call him Dick, cause Dick is Dumb

Dick

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(Dumb Dick)

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[VERSE 2]

He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive

So he went out and got him a 9 to 5

Although he was lazy, he had to work

Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk

As fast as he made it, his money was spent

When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went

He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"

And it was no tellin what he would catch

He was in the doctor's office almost every week

He became so popular, everybody'd speak

When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)

And when he passed by, they'd say (Dumb Dick)

Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice

But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose

He was in love with another girl every day

And when we asked him why, he'd only say

(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun

I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)

I can understand that, but this is kind of insane

Sometimes I wonder if his brain

Was his...

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(Dumb Dick) [x2]

[VERSE 3]

He lost his girl when he lost his job

So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob

He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice

And every day you'd hear his voice

Sayin "Jumbos! I got it good"

But he never made the money that a hustler could

Cause when he was standin out on the corner

If a girl walked by, he was right up on her

He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured

To him his business was his pleasure

A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact

He changed his name to Daddy Mack

The people on the streets he was workin for

Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor

And all his girls left, because they never cared

The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share

Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick

And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick

Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum

Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old Dumb

Dick