KOOL MOE DEE - Dumb Dick lyrics
rate me(du-dumb) (dumb)<br>(d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)<br>(du-dumb) (dumb)<br>(d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)<br><br>[ verse 1 ]<br>Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say<br>About a homeboy from back in the day<br>His name was richard, some called him rick<br>But if you knew him like me, you'd call him dick<br>When we were growin up, we stuck with each other<br>Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother<br>We had a lotta fun when we were kids<br>We always overlooked the dumb things he did<br>But the fun was over when we got to high school<br>Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool<br>We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed<br>One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed<br>We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass<br>Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last<br>Girls was all he was thinkin about<br>If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out<br>When he did drop out, he felt no shame<br>And if you ask me, he had the right name<br>Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come<br>That's why I call him dick, cause dick is dumb<br>Dick<br><br>(d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb)<br>(dumb dick)<br>(d-d-d-du-dumb)<br><br>[ verse 2 ]<br>He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive<br>So he went out and got him a 9 to 5<br>Although he was lazy, he had to work<br>Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk<br>As fast as he made it, his money was spent<br>When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went<br>He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say fetch!<br>And it was no tellin what he would catch<br>He was in the doctor's office almost every week<br>He became so popular, everybody'd speak<br>When he walked in they'd say (hi rick)<br>And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick)<br>Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice<br>But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose<br>He was in love with another girl every day<br>And when we asked him why, he'd only say<br>(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun<br>I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)<br>I can understand that, but this is kind of insane<br>Sometimes I wonder if his brain<br>Was his...<br><br>(d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)<br>(dumb dick) (2x)<br><br>[ verse 3 ]<br>He lost his girl when he lost his job<br>So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob<br>He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice<br>And every day you'd hear his voice<br>Sayin jumbos! I got it good<br>But he never made the money that a hustler could<br>Cause when he was standin out on the corner<br>If a girl walked by, he was right up on her<br>He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured<br>To him his business was his pleasure<br>A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact<br>He changed his name to daddy mack<br>The people on the streets he was workin for<br>Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor<br>And all his girls left, because they never cared<br>The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share<br>Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick<br>And everybody wanna know what happened to dick<br>Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum<br>Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumb<br>Dick
