KINKY FRIEDMAN - PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE lyrics

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Put Another Log On The Fire<br>

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(Sheldon Silverstein)<br>

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Put another log on the fire,<br>

Cook me up some bacon and some beans,<br>

Go out to the car and change the tire,<br>

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.<br>

Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,<br>

Boil me up another pot of tea.<br>

Put another log on the fire, girl,<br>

Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.<br>

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Don’t I let you wash the car on Sunday ?<br>

Don’t I warn you when you’re getting fat ?<br>

Hey, Fatso!<br>

Ain’t I gonna take you fishing some day ?<br>

Well, a man can’t love a woman more than that.<br>

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Ain’t I always nice to your kid sister,<br>

Don’t I take her driving every night ?<br>

So sit here at my feet because I like you when you’re sweet<br>

And you know that it ain’t feminine to fight.<br>

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Put another log on the fire,<br>

Cook me up some bacon and some beans,<br>

Go out to the car and change the tire,<br>

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.<br>

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Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,<br>

Boil me up another pot of tea.<br>

Put another log on the fire, woman,<br>

Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.<br>

Yeah, come and tell me why you’re leaving me.<br>

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