KINKY FRIEDMAN - HOMO ERECTUS lyrics

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Homo Erectus<br>

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(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)<br>

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I left Barber College<br>

Searchin’ for knowledge,<br>

Went to the university.<br>

I must confess, Sir<br>

This lady professor<br>

She turned me on to anthropology.<br>

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Now I’m a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus<br>

Lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

<br>

Dear Doctor Howard<br>

Come down from your tower<br>

And join me for lunch at the “Y”.<br>

Although you’re thirty<br>

I still think you’re pretty<br>

Let’s give it that good ole college try.<br>

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‘Cause I’m a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus<br>

Lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

!<br>

<br>

Hey Jomo Kenyatta<br>

No, no, you’re not a<br>

Australopithecine boogieman.<br>

It’s took us a jillion<br>

But we’re all still here, been<br>

Boogeyin’ since boogeyin’ began.<br>

<br>

And I’m a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus<br>

Lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

<br>

You know I’m a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

<br>

You know that I’m a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus<br>

Lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

<br>

I’m but a Homo Erectus<br>

Got to connect this<br>

Bone that I discovered yesterday.<br>

Tyrannosaurus<br>

Lived in the forest,<br>

Died because its heart got in the way.<br>

<br>

Watch out for Homo Erectus ...<br>

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