KINKY FRIEDMAN - GET YOUR BISCUITS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED lyrics

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Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed<br>

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(Kinky Friedman)<br>

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You uppity women I don’t understand<br>

Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,<br>

But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink<br>

You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.<br>

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Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed<br>

That’s what I to my baby said,<br>

Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,<br>

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.<br>

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Early every morning you’re out on the street<br>

Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.<br>

You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent<br>

And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.<br>

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Every single brakeman that’s ever come along<br>

Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.<br>

Eve said to Adam, “Here’s an apple you horse”<br>

And Delilah defoliated Samson’s moss.<br>

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Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed<br>

That’s what I to my baby said,<br>

Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,<br>

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.<br>

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Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws<br>

Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,<br>

Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean<br>

And your coffee makes my hair turn green.<br>

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So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,<br>

Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.<br>

If you can’t love a male chauvinist<br>

You’d better cross me off your shopping list.<br>

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Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed<br>

That’s what I to my baby said,<br>

Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,<br>

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.<br>

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