KINKY FRIEDMAN - FLYIN' DOWN THE FREEWAY lyrics

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Flyin' Down the Freeway<br>

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(Kinky Friedman)<br>

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Well, it’s retro rocket time inside my attic<br>

I’m all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm<br>

Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic<br>

Rollin’ Ronnie Reagan in suppository form<br>

Flyin’ down the freeway<br>

Jettin’ down to L.A., it sets me free<br>

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe<br>

Flyin’ down the freeway all the way with you<br>

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I’ll tell the Maharishi that I’ve seen ya<br>

I’m a-travelin’ East until I know I’m free<br>

I’ll take the midnight flight to British Guinea<br>

Ain’t nobody casting asparagus on me<br>

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Flyin’ down the freeway<br>

Jettin’ down to L.A., it sets me free<br>

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe<br>

Flyin’ down the freeway all the way with you<br>

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I’ll get a mule and be a flat land farmer<br>

Grow a little bumper crop of grass<br>

In Hollywood I’ll total my karma<br>

I’m gonna cast my seed upon the ground<br>

Gonna covet my neighbor’s ass<br>

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I’m flyin’ down the freeway<br>

Jettin’ down to L.A., it sets me free<br>

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe<br>

Flyin’ down the freeway all the way with you<br>

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Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode<br>

Buried in the ruins of Mexico<br>

We’ll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole<br>

We’ll listen to the Opry upon the radio<br>

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Flyin’ down the freeway<br>

Jettin’ down to L.A., it sets me free<br>

Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe<br>

Flyin’ down the freeway all the way with you<br>

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