KINKY FRIEDMAN - BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE lyrics
rate meBefore All Hell Breaks Loose<br>
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(Kinky Friedman)<br>
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Time to resign from the human race<br>
Wipe those tears from your lovely face<br>
Baby, wave to the man in the ol’ red caboose<br>
Before all hell breaks loose.<br>
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Before you go I wish you’d come<br>
Before you leave wish you’d love me some.<br>
I’ll give you all of the dreams you can use<br>
Before all hell breaks loose.<br>
All right!<br>
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Now I know what the gypsy meant<br>
When he told me I’d never be President.<br>
He said, “Adopt a Korean, kill you a moose<br>
Before all hell breaks loose. ”<br>
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You poked fun at my cowboy shoes,<br>
You said they looked just like big canoes.<br>
Now it’s time for the chosen ones to choose<br>
Before all hell breaks loose.<br>
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Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news<br>
God save the Queen and the kangaroos<br>
And what kind of rubbers did Joseph use<br>
Before all hell broke loose.<br>
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Time to resign from the human race,<br>
Wipe those tears from your lovely face.<br>
Baby, wave to the man in the ol’ red caboose<br>
Before all hell breaks loose.<br>
Hell on America!<br>
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