KINKY FRIEDMAN - ASSHOLE FROM EL PASO lyrics

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Asshole from El Paso<br>

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(Chinga Chavin, Kenny “Snakebite” Jacobs)<br>

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We don’t have no lovin’s in El Paso<br>

We don’t go to porno picture shows<br>

We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors<br>

And we keep our kids away from Mexico.<br>

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And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso<br>

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.<br>

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos<br>

Ta-ta-ta-tacos<br>

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.<br>

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We don’t wipe our asses on Old Glory,<br>

God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.<br>

We keep our women virgins till they’re married<br>

So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.<br>

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And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso<br>

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.<br>

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos<br>

Ta-ta-ta-tacos<br>

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.<br>

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I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso<br>

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.<br>

You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos<br>

Ta-ta-ta-tacos<br>

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour<br>

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