King Missle - Detachable Penis lyrics

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover<br />

And my penis was missing again<br />

This happens all the time, it's detachable<br />

This comes in handy a lot of the time<br />

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I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble<br />

Or I can rent it out when I don't need it<br />

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk<br />

And the next morning, I can't, for the life of me<br />

Remember what I did with it<br />

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First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it<br />

So I called up the place where the party was<br />

They hadn't seen it either<br />

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet<br />

'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes<br />

But no this time<br />

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So I told them if it pops up to let me know<br />

I called a few people who were at the party<br />

But they were no help either.<br />

I was starting to get desperate<br />

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I really don't like being without my penis for too long<br />

It makes me feel like less of a man<br />

And I really hate having to sit down<br />

Every time I take a leak<br />

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After a few hours of searching the house<br />

And calling everyone I could think of<br />

I was starting to get very depressed<br />

So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast<br />

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Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place<br />

Where all those people sell used books<br />

And other junk on the street, I saw my penis<br />

Lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven<br />

Some guy was selling it<br />

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I had to but it off him, he wanted 22 bucks<br />

But I talked him down to 17<br />

I took it home, washed it off and put it back on<br />

I was happy again, complete<br />

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People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached<br />

But I don't know, even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass<br />

I like having a detachable penis