King Missle - Detachable Penis lyrics
rate meI woke up this morning with a bad hangover<br />
And my penis was missing again<br />
This happens all the time, it's detachable<br />
This comes in handy a lot of the time<br />
<br />
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble<br />
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it<br />
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk<br />
And the next morning, I can't, for the life of me<br />
Remember what I did with it<br />
<br />
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it<br />
So I called up the place where the party was<br />
They hadn't seen it either<br />
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet<br />
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes<br />
But no this time<br />
<br />
So I told them if it pops up to let me know<br />
I called a few people who were at the party<br />
But they were no help either.<br />
I was starting to get desperate<br />
<br />
I really don't like being without my penis for too long<br />
It makes me feel like less of a man<br />
And I really hate having to sit down<br />
Every time I take a leak<br />
<br />
After a few hours of searching the house<br />
And calling everyone I could think of<br />
I was starting to get very depressed<br />
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast<br />
<br />
Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place<br />
Where all those people sell used books<br />
And other junk on the street, I saw my penis<br />
Lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven<br />
Some guy was selling it<br />
<br />
I had to but it off him, he wanted 22 bucks<br />
But I talked him down to 17<br />
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on<br />
I was happy again, complete<br />
<br />
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached<br />
But I don't know, even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass<br />
I like having a detachable penis