King Khan & The Shrines - Took My Lady To Dinner lyrics
rate meWell I took my lady to dinner<br />
Not knowing what would happen to me<br />
I asked her, "Baby, baby, what you want?"<br />
And she looked up and said to me<br />
"I want 15 pounds of ribs<br />
deep fried with some burgers on the side"<br />
For desert, she want some ice cream<br />
Number 5 to 69!<br />
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My babies fat<br />
She's ugly<br />
She's fat and she's ugly<br />
but I love her<br />
I love her<br />
Oh yes oh yes I do<br />
<br />
Oh man, she's so fat and ugly<br />
Let me tell you all about it<br />
<br />
I took my lady to dinner<br />
and came back a poor poor man<br />
She took me right to the cleaners<br />
even stole my frying pan<br />
All I wanted was a little romance<br />
a little hoochie coo on the side<br />
Instead her booty grow<br />
three times its original size!<br />
<br />
My babies fat<br />
She's ugly<br />
She's fat and she's ugly<br />
but I love her<br />
I love her<br />
Oh yes oh yes I do<br />
<br />
Oh man<br />
she's so fat and ugly<br />
God dammit<br />
<br />
My babies fat<br />
she's ugly<br />
I really really love her<br />
<br />
Yeah she's fat<br />
she's ugly<br />
I really really love her<br />
<br />
Yes she's fat<br />
she's ugly<br />
I really really love her<br />
<br />
Yeah she's fat<br />
she's ugly<br />
Wooow!!!!!<br />
<br />
Well it don't matter that her teeth are crooked<br />
It don't matter that her teeth are buck<br />
It don't matter that her ass is the size of New York<br />
cause she's all mine in the back of my truck<br />
My lady don't fit inside of no taxi<br />
And she eats more than a grown man can buy<br />
But when she tell me to bring open some bacon<br />
My baby makes me break down and cry<br />
<br />
My babies fat<br />
She's ugly<br />
She's fat and she's ugly<br />
but I love her<br />
I need her<br />
I love her<br />
Oh yes oh yes I do
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