King Khan & The Shrines - Took My Lady To Dinner lyrics

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Well I took my lady to dinner<br />

Not knowing what would happen to me<br />

I asked her, "Baby, baby, what you want?"<br />

And she looked up and said to me<br />

"I want 15 pounds of ribs<br />

deep fried with some burgers on the side"<br />

For desert, she want some ice cream<br />

Number 5 to 69!<br />

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My babies fat<br />

She's ugly<br />

She's fat and she's ugly<br />

but I love her<br />

I love her<br />

Oh yes oh yes I do<br />

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Oh man, she's so fat and ugly<br />

Let me tell you all about it<br />

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I took my lady to dinner<br />

and came back a poor poor man<br />

She took me right to the cleaners<br />

even stole my frying pan<br />

All I wanted was a little romance<br />

a little hoochie coo on the side<br />

Instead her booty grow<br />

three times its original size!<br />

<br />

My babies fat<br />

She's ugly<br />

She's fat and she's ugly<br />

but I love her<br />

I love her<br />

Oh yes oh yes I do<br />

<br />

Oh man<br />

she's so fat and ugly<br />

God dammit<br />

<br />

My babies fat<br />

she's ugly<br />

I really really love her<br />

<br />

Yeah she's fat<br />

she's ugly<br />

I really really love her<br />

<br />

Yes she's fat<br />

she's ugly<br />

I really really love her<br />

<br />

Yeah she's fat<br />

she's ugly<br />

Wooow!!!!!<br />

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Well it don't matter that her teeth are crooked<br />

It don't matter that her teeth are buck<br />

It don't matter that her ass is the size of New York<br />

cause she's all mine in the back of my truck<br />

My lady don't fit inside of no taxi<br />

And she eats more than a grown man can buy<br />

But when she tell me to bring open some bacon<br />

My baby makes me break down and cry<br />

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My babies fat<br />

She's ugly<br />

She's fat and she's ugly<br />

but I love her<br />

I need her<br />

I love her<br />

Oh yes oh yes I do

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