KID ROCK - If I Was President lyrics

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If I was president of good old USA

You know I'd turn our churches into strip clubs

And watch the whole world pray

I'd give the working man back his money

I'd make the dirty fucking politicians pay

To all the women raising our children

I'd give 'em a vacation every year

To our good women raising our children

Give 'em a paid vacation every year

While all the good gals are relaxing

Us daddy's will be out looking at titties and drinking beer

If I was president even for just one day

Ya know I'd make the day Joe C passed away

One of our nation's new national holidays

If I was president I swear I'd get the job done

Ya know I'd uphold the freedom of speech, baby

And our rights to carry guns

I'd give my state of the union address

From a mile high smoking a joint on air force one

If I was president I wouldn't lie or sneak around

If I was president I would have sex in the oval office

Then lie about it all over town

I'd put TV cameras in the Lincoln bedroom

So the whole nation could watch Rock laying it down

And Monday night football on every TV

And Lynyrd Skynyrd on every radio

I'd give myself a pay raise

So the good folks in New York would never

Have to pay to see a Kid Rock show

I like good whiskey, I like fine ladies too

I've got off on a bad reputation billy

From running 'round with cats like you

I'm so glad to be back in New York City

For MTV's 20th playing for some of the best fans like you

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