Kevin Sage - She Was Beautiful lyrics

rate me

his is freakin' brilliant

Whoops! I started way, way, way too early.

What?

No. Just keep going?

Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.

The embarrassment I endure

I thought I saw an angel

I was completely sure

She smiled at me on the subway

Turned out she was a man

I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her

After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful

She was beautiful, I swear

When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place

And I didn't see the bump right here

I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye

But I couldn't tell in that light.

You should have seen the look on my face

When we got home that night.

And I said, "What the oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"

But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful

She was beautiful, I swear

When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place

And I didn't see the bulge right here.

Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,

No no no no no no,

No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful

You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.

I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces

As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.

But it's time to face the truth

I got drunk and made out with a dude.