KEVIN RAY - CORONARY LIFE lyrics

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Mike Riley<br>

Kevin at the kitchen table<br>

Short of breath, legally disabled<br>

Wife walks in she's so surprised<br>

So dissapointed I'm still alive<br>

I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy<br>

But patty melts that you always made me<br>

And I can't eat them, anymore<br>

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Chorus 1:<br>

They say greese kills, taste good to me<br>

Day in, day out, it's all I eat<br>

A third by-pass, unclog the bile<br>

Just to clog them again<br>

Never felt worst, a constant thirst<br>

Lordy how my mouth dun hurts<br>

I blame my job, I blame my wife<br>

For this coronary life<br>

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Kevin on the E.R. table<br>

My vital signs ain't too stable<br>

Hey doc, I'm proud of you<br>

I didn't think that I'd pull through<br>

And later in intensive care<br>

I have the nurses laughing there<br>

So thankful blue-cross will pay<br>

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Chorus 2:<br>

For the pills, my IV's<br>

A thousand dollar E.K.G<br>

And that's the last<br>

Time I'll need angioplasty<br>

It's off I go, too tae-boe<br>

To improve my cardio<br>

Guess 'bout time I said goodbye<br>

To my coronary life<br>

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Sweat pourin' off me at the health spa<br>

That old stair master wore me out again<br>

You know I can't believe how much I've missed<br>

The way I used to live<br>

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Chorus 3:<br>

I'd eat red meat<br>

Pickled pigs feet<br>

Always craving something sweet<br>

My food was fast<br>

But that's the past<br>

I can't eat them again<br>

Arobicize, reduce my thighs<br>

No more german chocolate pies<br>

I miss my fudge, I miss my pies<br>

And my coronary life<br>

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