Kevin Fowler - If I Could Make A Livin’ Drinkin’ lyrics

rate me

Holding down a job too long

Ain’t never been my forte

Soon as I’m hired I end up fired

For showing up too late

I ain’t too good at hammer swinging

Or slapping on that pane

But I’m highly skilled and qualified

For doing just one thing

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be rolling in the dough

Chug my way up the corporate ladder

I’d be the boss in no time at all

I’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey

If I had a nickel for every beer

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be employee of the year

I’d never call in sick

Wouldn’t mind all this working overtime

I’d be too busy boozing to every join a union

I’d never run up a picket line

I’d work through my lunch hour

Wouldn’t never retire

Never touch my 401K

If you do what you love and you love what you do

You’ll never work a single day

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be rolling in the dough

Chug my way up the corporate ladder

I’d be the boss in no time at all

I’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey

If I had a nickel for every beer

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be employee of the year

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be rolling in the dough

Chug my way up the corporate ladder

I’d be the boss in no time at all

I’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey

If I had a nickel for every beer

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be employee of the year

Oh, if I could make a living drinking

I’d be employee of the year

Yeah, I’d have more money than ol’ Bill Gates

I’d be richer than Hugh Hefner

Yeah, I’d have more women than ol’ Tiger Woods

Well, maybe not that many, he’s got a lot of women

You know that I mean, show me the money