Ken Mellons - Rub-A-Dubbin' lyrics

rate me

I could tell they were nervous

When they saw me at the service

And the preacher asked

If anyone had anything to say

When they said "I do"

I jumped up and said "thank you"

'Cause my alimony just stopped today

(Chorus)

He's rub-a-dubbin' in my tub

He's sleepin' in my bed

He's watchin' my TV

He's scratchin' my dog's head

He thinks he's got H-E-R right down to a "T"

But he's just the next ex

Of my ol' used to be

Every morning he gets up

And fires up my ol' truck

He used to work one job

Thanks to her, now he's got two

I'll even let him believe that he stole her from me

But one day I'm gonna send him an I.O.U

(Repeat chorus twice)

He's just the next ex

Of my ol' used to be