Kelly - Txt Msg Brkup lyrics
rate meYou couldn't do it in person
Had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh, my God, I want to throw up
You couldn't even spell break right
B-R-A-K-E? That's in your car, dummy
And I'm not going to take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in your face on myspace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you
I'm going to blog about
You like text so much? How much you like it now? You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
After two years?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm going to blog and text and post and host
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I'm going to tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex
was
I'm pissed like President Bush would be at a gay
parade in Texas
I'm going to spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shit bag!
(How long have you been standing there?)
You can't text message break up!
String up a sack!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Just fuck you deck
I cant believe he did that
What a fucking douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean Jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
You're never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
You're an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I cant believe that crap
I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
I'm gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf forever deck
You're my ex bf forever deck
Thanks to Ande for these lyrics
Thanks to Christy for these lyrics
