Kelly - No Booty Calls lyrics

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Hello?

Hey it's your ex.

It's one in the morning, what the hell do you want?

Baby I'm horny.

What are you saying? You wanna get together?

I want you to come over all dressed up in leather

Like you used to do.

Back in '02!

You give me good dreams make me wanna scream! (Ooh, ooh, ooh!)

That's not happening again, that was back then.

Now I'm interested in bigger and better men.

No booty calls! Deck.

No booty calls! Deck.

That's not happening.

Ah, Kelly I still got it goin' on.

I know you're hot to trot and I'm warm for your form.

Wow, with clichés like that I'm really torn.

Your game is played, go back to your porn!

You start me up. You make a dead man cum.

Then you can just drop dead, 'cause you ain't gettin' some.

What happened to the freak who used to rock my world?

The freak's still here, but she's not your girl.

You broke up with me!

I make a mistake.

So why don't you just ask me out on a date?

Uhh...uhh.. 'cause tonight's fate?

...Please!

No booty calls! Deck.

No booty calls!

That's not happening!

Remember when I hit it in the parking lot?

Outside of IHOP?

Yeah, that was so hot.

Thank you, I'm flattered.

But it doesn't matter

I remember you threw up in the pancake batter.

You've got a problem. You're drunk all the time.

Are you even sure that this phone number's mine?

Uhh...yeah, uhh...wait, what?

If that confused you, I'm gonna have to lose you.

Go back to first grade and get yourself a Blue's Clue.

I don't even know what ever made me choose you.

Because we're good together.

But I could do better!

No one makes you wetter.

Buddy, you're like cheddar, CHEESY!

White cheddar.

You know I moved out of my mom's and got my own crib.

That's funny 'cause that's just where you belong; in a crib.

Are you saying I'm your baby?

I'm saying you're A baby.

I'm not hearing yes or no, I'm hearing maybe.

Well get your hearing checked, 'cause you can't play me.

I'm a player, hate the game, don't hate me.

That's not how that phrase goes.

I know, but you just turn me on baby from my head to my toes.

Jesus Christ! Could you at least be original!?

If game was the truth, then yours would be fictional.

Baby, I've got style, and I've got class.

Well I've got a brand new boot for your ass!

No booty calls! Deck.

Oh, come on baby!

NO! No booty calls!

That's not happening!

Hey, Kelly from the block, I don't just talk the talk

I walk the walk and I know you like my-

Hey Johnny Come-Lately, don't discombobulate me!

If you want some of this, you have to properly date me.

You mean wine and dine? That's a waste of time!

I can spend five dollars and still get mine.

Since that's probably all you have let me buy you a hint.

How's this? Go stuff your pee hole with a Junior Mint!

Baby, all I wanna do is make you sweat.

Let me b Romeo to your Juliet.

Okay, drink some poison and I'll stab myself.

You'd know that story if you ever took a book off a shelf.

I don't need no book!

Double negative, so you do.

My dick's hard, look!

That pejorative's, so rude.

I don't understand all these big words you use.

I don't need big words 'cause I got big shoes.

Verbally you're a moron. Sexually you're a Klingon.

I'm more mature now, I need a mental turn on!

Baby, I got brains in my underwear. My dick equals M C squared!

You need to go back to physics class!

The only brain in your pants is your head up your ass!

Check that, you know you could be right.

You do cum faster than the speed of light!

You must admit, I got a load like a stallion.

I skeet, skeet on with my creamy Italian

Ew! What am I to you? A salad bar!?

You skeet so much I need a dick sneeze guard.

So you want some tonight?

I want some never!

That's not what you said back when we were together.

Well that's not happening again.

That was back then.

Now I'm interested in smarter and employed men.

No booty calls! Deck.

No booty calls!

That's not happening!

No booty calls deck! Sorry.

Oh, come on baby. You know-

Don't interrupt me!

No booty calls okay!

Oh, come on. We're not back on that again are we?

Yeah, we are because I don't want one.

Don't you want to check out my new stereo?

I don't think so!

You know you like it.

Whatever!

Come on baby. Come over.

No! This phone conversation's over! deck!

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