Kelly Osbourne - Don'T Touch Me lyrics

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He picked me up around a quarter to nine, I was a little shocked that he was right on time. He was really well mannered as he opened my door, he seemed like the man I was looking for. He took me to a fancy restaurant, and told me to order anything I want. I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends, and said: “Oh my god he's such a gentleman” He want to have a good time, ass I was drinking his wine. And then I started to feel really sleepy, and he had this creepy look in his eyes. [chorus] 2x So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, I just wake up and break your neck. It won't be worth the costs you made, cause this will be the date you never forget. I woke up in the morning about half past eight, and I couldn't remember what happened to my date. My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right, I couldn't recall a single thing from last night. My best friend Suzie called me on the phone, and said: “Girl you really had it going on”. If you could imagine the fucking look on my face, When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape. I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall, ”I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls”. [chorus] 2x The moral of the story, to make myself clear, Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear. I would think twice before your next date, Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight. [chorus] So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, I just wake up and break your neck. So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, I just wake up and break your neck.