Kazoo Funk Orchestra - Lizards On The Back Porch lyrics

rate me

Now there was this girl

Who liked to live on the edge of reason

She looked like sweet heaven

A beauty to the eyes

Make no mistake

This girl was no angel

A cold blooded minder f**ker

She eat you up like a dog

In walked this stranger

Ain't no tall dark handsome f**ker

He's a bulldog in the face

And a brain of brick

He gave me the money

And he said, "do it honey"

But his kiss turned my stomach

And I was sick

Last time I saw him

He smashed up my bedroom

I waited till he turned round for more

And I pulled out my pistol

And aimed for his whistle

Hey stupid get the f**k out of my door