Kaviar - The Sultan Of Brunei lyrics

rate me

Allow me to introduce myself,

I'm a man of good taste and enormous wealth

And I'm very fond of beautiful things like you

You could come to my island

I'll pay the fees

You could ride my horses

And swim in my seas

Entertain my wives

I've got quite a few

I'm gentle and kind and generous too

I've got a lot of nice things I'd like to share with

You

You see, I'm just an ordinary guy

I've got love and hate and hope and fear

And and outrageously lucrative oil career

Have you heard of the Sultan of Brunei?

I am the Sultan of Brunei...

We'll dance and sing

The food: sublime.

We'll drink all night of the finest wines

We'll have golf cart races down the hallways of my

Yacht

I've got a bevy of art that would shame the Louvre

And I'd use no small resource to prove

That Eden still exists and can be bought.

I was talking to the Pope on a plane to Rome

He waffling around on his personal loan

And he joked that I should give the papacy a try

He said being Holy Father's great and all

Talking to God and making the calls

But sometimes he wishes he was the Sultan of Brunei

"Girls, do you like to ride horses?

Do you like to ride them naked?

Well if you're beautiful, athletic, dark haired,

And between the ages of 18 and 23

Then short term, high paying positions as living art

Could be available for you on the tropical island

Paridise of Brunei

Sunbathe all day and party all night

With the priveledged international jet set

No previous experience, job skills, or education

Necessary

All you have to be is beautiful

Why work?