When we go out dancing on a friday night, <br />
I get this funny feeling somethings not quite right, <br />
My sense of rhythm isn't incontrovertibly shite, <br />
I can't fake it.<br />
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I can see the pity in your big brown eyes, <br />
The perpetrator lies between my back and my thighs, <br />
It doesn't want to wiggle though I try try try.<br />
I can't make it.<br />
<br />
I get the feeling that I look absurd, <br />
I get the feeling that I look absurd - and it hurts.<br />
<br />
Couldn't walk the line inside the country scene, <br />
And disco was a flop I'm sure no dancing queen, <br />
Couldn't really qualify for breakdancing, <br />
I just break it.<br />
<br />
Tried movin' my body to the latest hit, <br />
Someone called the nurse thought I was havin' a fit, <br />
I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in shit, <br />
I can't take it.<br />
<br />
I get the feeling that I look absurd, <br />
I get the feeling that I look absurd - and it hurts.<br />
<br />
I just can't shake it.